A guy who is a lousy father, who gots one or more kids with one or more chicks and, thinks he's a pimp. And instead of takin care of the baby he goes out an finds another chick to fuck. Until she too becomes just another baby's momma and he moves on. So on and so forth.
by baby momma September 11, 2004
Get the baby's daddymug. A looked achieved by shaving your balls. The after effect is a look of adolescent genitalia disguised as a young boy. Used to visually increase the size of the male organ. This ceremonial tradition is often done to better aerodynamics, to increase effectiveness of pounding the vag. As well as, decreasing the likelihood of being discovered when T-bagging other individuals in their sleep.
His package was neatly trimmed, it looked like baby balls.
Dude, you can't T-bag him! He'll find out. "No its cool man, I got them baby balls"
Dude, you can't T-bag him! He'll find out. "No its cool man, I got them baby balls"
by Takeout artist October 17, 2008
Get the Baby Ballsmug. A baby formed from filthy and/or dilapidated used condoms that inseminates an ovum in the grimy gutter or trash receptical in a major metropolitan area. The ovum is usually the result of 1 day or more old hooker vaginal secretions.
by Michael Hellbacon July 21, 2008
Get the chud-babymug. Shed Baby A person who says or does something that is so stupid that you would think they were born and raised in a shed.
A girl is in a restaurant eating and says to the waitress, damn where do yall get yo chickens from. Thats the best damn chicken i ever bit on....
Thats a shed baby!!!!
Can I have a half a pound of the Black Forest Ham. which black forest did the ham come from?
Thats a Shed Baby!!!!
Thats a shed baby!!!!
Can I have a half a pound of the Black Forest Ham. which black forest did the ham come from?
Thats a Shed Baby!!!!
by thumper roho January 19, 2011
Get the shed babymug. During a tantrum: the dreadful pause that follows a baby's initial scream, as it sucks back more air, to release, an even louder, longer, more ear piercing shriek.
I was just settling into my seat on the plane, when a disgruntled baby nearby let loose with a blood curdling wail. Then came the baby backdraft. It took in a huge gulp of air. I sat helplessly in that half second of calm, waiting for the deafening howl to fill the cabin.
by shootandrun October 17, 2010
Get the baby backdraftmug. Wife: "I can't hike all the way up that hill, I've got heels on."
Husband "Ah, quit your baby-cakin'."
Husband "Ah, quit your baby-cakin'."
by Straw Stack March 12, 2009
Get the baby-cakin'mug. The coolest person in the room who the baby (or babies) likes to talk to or play with, other than their parents.
Usually these people are like kinder souls who can calm confused souls of crying babies.
Usually these people are like kinder souls who can calm confused souls of crying babies.
Baby's Mom: I don't know why or how my baby stops crying whenever my sister starts to talk with her
Baby's mom's mom: ohh so little claire is a baby whisperer huhh? She's a nice person, no wonder.
Baby's mom's mom: ohh so little claire is a baby whisperer huhh? She's a nice person, no wonder.
by Mighty cockroach July 22, 2020
Get the Baby whisperermug.