humpdick

when a man's penis instantly starts humping at the sight of a woman's breast.

Jon got a humpdick last saturday when he walked passed Angie.

by Margret Stone January 1, 2009

Humpy

Gay slang from the 70s for hot. Hot enough to hump. That's all. You don't need muscles to be humpy, any kind of hot will do.

Lou Reed used it in "Street Hassle" (1978), "Ooh what humpy muscle/Call out the National Guard."

by VikingMI November 15, 2013

Humpasapian

Humpasapian means to hump a human, meaning naked or clothes on.

Hi my name is Jenn, I just Humped Alex.
That's a humpasapian.

by jenniferashleyhardwick April 10, 2010

Humpernickel

A greasy California kid, who thoroughly enjoys immersing himself in the realm of Muskratalia. This could include pooping your pants, getting piped up, wrestling with old men (in absence of old men, young boys are substituted), not cutting its hair, musky facial hair, constantly blacking out, claiming to be a vegetarian when it eats meat sandwiches, and getting piped down.

Ayooo that boy Musklon, or Marlowe the Muskrat, was being such a humpernickel last night when he blacked out and pooped his pants while reaching for that stringcheese.

by Musklon November 6, 2010

generous dry humping

When you hump someone with clothes on while complementing them at the same time.

generous dry humping; Jennifer, thank you for generously dry humping me. Now its my turn. Make sure to call me daddy

by meky903 October 16, 2015

Bathtub Humping

The term applies to "dry-humping" the bathtub floor in the middle of having a bath. This may be performed with the use of a sex toy; something that may be mounted on the bathtub floor with which the penis may be inserted into.
The decrease in friction results in no chafing after easily having an orgasm in the water.

That fucking chick wouldn't suck my dick so I told her to put on a movie while I went bathtub humping.

by Sza BOMB May 27, 2009

Humpback Hoochie Mama

A cracker-ass-cracker misinterpretation of the lyrics in a 2 Live Crew Song. See the original "Friday" with Ice Cube.

No, Todd, it's HOODRAT hoodrat hoochie mama. NOT HUMPBACK!!

by The Roc March 22, 2004