Gard

"Gard" is what you call someone who is irritating, have bad humour or someone who is seeking attention.

Person 1 - "What is he doing? He is so irritating and isn't even funny"
Person 2 - "I know, he is such a Gard"

by StupidAssHair July 17, 2021

Gardefnbr

Gardefnbr is a fkn god at fortnite my guy and he hits every 200 pump in THA WORLLLLLDDD (but only in creative)

"MAN FFS I GOT 200 BY GARDEFNBR OFC!!!!!"
"bro chillllll hes just better you know mate"

by Rothefar321 July 27, 2021

gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.

Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.

by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

gard1bass

He is a legendary man with legendary esp’s that make him win and win and win every spar

gard1bass cheater

by Retal is cool August 19, 2021

Gardevoir

Jack's waifu and pokemon companion

Have you seen that Gardevoir?
Yeah, that's Jack's waifu, don't even think about it

by ItsActuallyTJ August 23, 2021

Garded

Garded originates from a Homies discord call that took place during the 2020 pandemic. Garded refers to the disorder that Tremale Merfy has, which causes him to be both gay and r*tarded.

“TJ is better at COD MW2019 than Jon Martin”
“Bro you sound garded”

by Juan Martin September 6, 2021