waffle face

A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.

The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.

by TheyCallMeElJefe June 19, 2007

resting bitch face

This mainly female disorder causes a person's face to convey a high level of bitchiness when, in actuality, they aren't feeling very bitchy at all.

DIsregard Amanda's facial expressions. She's really quite nice. She just has resting bitch face.

by Jennertalia October 19, 2015

bumpy face

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.

Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!

by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

thizz face

the face you make while thizzin and doin the thizzle dance ...bay area term

"fish face with the thizz face off a nike"-mac dre

by justine from the bay March 3, 2005

scrotum face

A teenager possessing a cleft chin combined with the start of a beard, giving the appearance of the male scrotum.

Kid #1: "Man that kid really looks like he has a scrotum on his face!"
Kid #2 "Let's call him scrotum face!"
Scrotum face: "Shut up you pansy!

by warrior1 June 26, 2007

raped in the face

Having a penis shoved in your face,

OR

Feeling really sad or betrayed.

I can't believe she did that to me, I fell like I have been raped in the face!

by lmaoathamelt2 February 4, 2009

R.B.F. (resting bitch face)

A condition where the face seems to be in a scowl even when not displaying any emotion

She looks pissed.
She's not she just has R.B.F. (resting bitch face)

by elDoctor November 29, 2013