T-Fayed

When a woman's make-up resembles Tammy Faye Baker's; see also definition two of Cosmediwreck

You look T-Fayed, have you been crying, girlfriend?

by giglingurl February 7, 2008

ill-fated ass grab

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

by mattkorey October 20, 2008

crow faced

It could be best definited as someone who istwo-faced. It means to do something behind someones back.(Snitch)Or used
in combination with snitch.

An infromate or undercover cop.

Guy: I knew that nigga was a "crow faced" snitch. Got me locked up!

Guy:I hate that "crow faced" cop.I
knew she was undercover!

by Michael Walker951 January 23, 2009

clown-faced

someone who puts on too much makeup, therefore making them look like a clown

Sarah: Whoa! Look at that girls makeup!
Becky: She put too much on....ick
Sarah: Yeah, shes clown-faced

by mwahhahahababe November 30, 2009

Cock-faced

The condition of bieng so drunk that when trying to explain your drunkenness you mix up the word cocked and shitfaced hence the word...

Tyler said this, "dude i love you this is awesome im so cock-faced right now..."

by Beautifuk yeahhh June 14, 2010

shit faced baked

sky high

shit faced baked (shyt-fays-baek-d)

i am shit faced baked. shitfacedbaked. shtfcdbkd. shtfcbk. shtfk. fk.

by mstrfrag-chunk0 May 5, 2010

Two-Faced Booking

To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.

I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.

by TTL PKG May 26, 2010