lap dance

a misnomer as no dancing is involved. think dry humping but at $200/hr.

Damn, that fine chick just gave me a lap dance and took all my money. What a ho! (but I'd do it again!)

by "Brian" September 13, 2003

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Epilepsy Dance

A common term for an unnamed dance style made famous by singer-songwriter Ian Curtis. The dance consists of wild, rapid arm movements along with a spasm-like jittering of the body; somewhat reminiscent of a grand mal seizure which is where it gets it's name from.

Ian Curtis was famous for his "epilepsy dance" during his on-stage performances with post-punk band Joy Division.

by TheSilenceIsTooLoud May 30, 2019

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fireman's dance

Another term for masturbation.

I put in a 20, she lifts the door, and then I do a fireman's dance.

by uiustudent February 17, 2007

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Kun dance

A dance inspired by a gif of a dancing domo-kun. It is preformed by moving both arms in a choping motion and shouting "KUN DANCE, KUN DANCE"

"hay Orion did you see that noob trying to do a kun-dance?"

by Guildenstern August 2, 2005

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ovary dance

The feeling a girl gets on the dance floor when she sees a guy she wants to seed with!

"The bitch saw him and enticed him by givin him the ovary dance"...or..."she ovary-danced her way to his cock!"

by Lord Voldermont June 16, 2008

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Happy dance

When a naked male turns his hips left and right and his penis slaps against his leg making a clapping sound.

Guy 1: Damn yo, my girl was cheating on me but I just did a happy dance and got over it

Guy 2: yeah I bet the guy she was cheating on you with can't even happy dance
Guy 1: AHAHAHA lil dick bitch😂

by LilFarquaad November 19, 2016

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