Donkey shit 

Having sex with a women, then cumming in your hand, slapping her across the face with the cum hand, knocking her out then curb stomping her out side

After prom I did the donkey shit with trynyty

Donkey shit by Hentii May 5, 2018

Donkey Punch

Fisting yourself in the ass while masturbating

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>

Donkey Punch by Noameo January 17, 2015

Donkey punch

While giving it to a woman from behind pull out and slide it in her ass so she goes... eeeeeeeeeeee.... then punch her in the back of her head so she goes....... awwwwwww!!!!!

I'll donkey punch you... again ;-)

Donkey punch by IamtherealMrBuckwild May 6, 2010

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What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.

Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!

donkey dick by kevin April 12, 2005

Donkey Milk 

When milk comes from places it couldn't come from.

Bryan: Donkey Milk is fucking gross

Donkey Milk by Egokiller April 27, 2010

Donkey Konging 

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

Donkey Konging by uglyinpink August 16, 2014

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When you smoke really hard on a cigarette and the heater gets all long and the filter get's soft. The space between the heater becomes soft and wrinkly...like a donkey dick

"Hey Tracy, stop donkey dick'n that smoke and give me a drag!"

donkey dick by Pamjessar April 3, 2005