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russian candy cane 

A sexual act involving a male and a female having a sexual intercourse while the female is on her menstrual period. This causes the penis to be red with blood. The next step is the male ejaculating causing his penis to be white with sperm. Now that the penis is red and white and resembles a candy cane, the female proceeds to suck the penis like a candy cane.
Last night Olivia sucked my Russian Candy Cane. It felt so awesome.
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rusian candy cane 

When a man fucks a girl in the anus until she bleeds, and pulls out so he has cum, blood, and crap all over his cock, a rusian candycane.
I fucked Sarah so hard last night, i got a rusian candy cane
rusian candy cane by HOTTTTIE October 28, 2006

taste like candy 

pussy tastes good
she tastes like candy
taste like candy by shatel December 20, 2003

CGI candy 

A movie heavily dependent on visual effects, that is only watchable because of said FX.
Sure, I enjoyed T2, but it is only CGI candy. When you see it again, and pay attention to the story, it sucks.
CGI candy by ChuckChaser69 December 29, 2009

penis candy 

1) A hot chick. Very similar to eye candy, the terms can be interchangeable. But if a girl is penis candy, guys want to do more than just look at her.

2) A girl capable of causing an instant erection.

3) Viagra or similar pills.
"Check out Megan, she's sooo hot!"

"Yeah, she's penis candy."

"Viagra is penis candy."

"Don't need no Viagra. Just watching her walk puts a rise in my Levis."
penis candy by Tuftskins May 2, 2009

Hard Candy 

1.) An underage girl between the ages of 12 and 16 who is attractive to older men.

2.) The one Counting Crows album where singer Adam Duritz doesn't seep extremely depressed.
1.) Theres some great hard candy at the middle school over there.

2.) Counting Crows Fan: Last night I was so happy, I was listening to the album "Hard Candy" by Counting Crows!

Other Guy: Isn't that the band with that depressed guy with dreads who sings that song about his penis "Mr. Jones?"
Hard Candy by dfhjsdfsui April 4, 2010