Wankability

a scale from 0 to 10 of how wankable something is.

0 means that you wouldn't think of it.

10 means thats its so wankable that you'll do it there and then.

the wankability of mobile phone porn scores 0.5.

by celestial phoenix June 19, 2008

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

wank stain

Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain

spunk on curtains

by James Wall August 10, 2003

wankathon

A recreational wanking event with a sustained duration of 8 hours. The 8 hours is selected based on my personal and extensive experience in the matter. This differs from some of the other definitions which indicate a spirit of competition. It is more about masturbation at ease.

Profit is the reigning champion of the Minnesota Wankathon

by Santosh "Jim Profit" George May 5, 2006

wank

Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.

what a pile of wank!

by feiticeira December 16, 2002

Shit Wank

A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.

Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.

by Silas T. Oysterburger January 14, 2009

shower wank

A shower wank is a masturbation session that a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood by jacking off in the shower.

This morning, I started my day with a good shower wank!

by eda-skip May 2, 2022