Diarrhea Tour

Finding multiple random places to have a bowel movement

My dog ate my daughters toys, then went on a diarrhea tour of my house to get rid of them.

by Lilstew5 November 14, 2012

Gym tourettes

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.

Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...

by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013

email tourette's

where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent

As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"

wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one

by jfd100 December 21, 2013

gay tourettes

Someone who verbally points out anything he perceives as ridiculous or dumb as "gay," as if it were a verbal tick.

Person 1: (Points at a merry-go-round) Ha, gay! That ride's for kids, and gay lovers...

Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...

by CannedBread June 2, 2016

Breakup Tourette's

Breakup Tourette's is when you use words or quotes frequently used by someone you've gone your separate ways with, resulting in you being reminded of them and exclaiming curse words.

Sarah: "Hey girl! How has everything been going? Long time no see!"
Sabrina: "Oh you know, I've just been talking to puto ass... FUCK"
Sarah: "What's wrong?"
Sabrina: "My stupid ex always would say puto ass!"

Sarah: "I see you got a case of Breakup Tourette's!"

by sm2014 August 19, 2016

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017

raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.

I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!

by Wordsemup May 26, 2017