2 definitions by CannedBread
Someone who verbally points out anything he perceives as ridiculous or dumb as "gay," as if it were a verbal tick.
Person 1: (Points at a merry-go-round) Ha, gay! That ride's for kids, and gay lovers...
Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...
Person 2: wtf u talkin bout bruh? u always rode the merry go round all the time wit yo momma til you were 12...
Person 1: yo momma's gay! and you know what? that ride over there too is gay...
Person 2: dude you got gay tourettes...
by CannedBread June 3, 2016
A fuckboy who just so happens to be gay, and merely uses his sexuality as an excuse to marginalize other populations, thus making the rest of the LGBT community look bad and providing more homophobic fuel to the religious evangelical cults.
Nothing screams "I'm a fuckfag" louder than wearing a muscle shirt that says "NO FATS, NO FEMS" while the exposed armpits of the wearer reek of rotten onions.
by CannedBread May 19, 2016