turkeyham 

A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.

Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.

If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.

DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

turkeyham by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010

Turkey in the straw

A penis ( and testicles) surrounded by pubic hair.

Hey babe, check-out this turkey in the straw that I've got here... gobble-gobble-gobble... hmm...?

Turkey in the straw by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016

Turkey Shot 

Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go

"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out

Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao

Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!

Turkey Shot by Jerkmyturkey November 11, 2019

Turkey 

Once an example of secular democracy in the Middle East, Turkey is now heading towards a theocracy thanks to the election of Erdogan who symphasises with the terrorist group Hamas that wants an Islamic state in Palestine and to eradicate Israel.

Turkey used to be a progressive country and a role model for the entire region, but since Erdogan became president, it is becoming more religious and conservative.

Turkey by IceChill789 August 9, 2021

Cold Turkey 

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.

Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!

Cold Turkey by IDlOT August 21, 2011

Cold Turkey 

In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.

"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"

Cold Turkey by tictac-nonnon-is-a-lamewad September 6, 2016

talk turkey to me 

A pick up line used during thanksgiving and by desperate perverts who love turkey.

Guy: Hey talk turkey to me *wink wonk*
Girl: Ew no way!

talk turkey to me by Marvin1718 March 6, 2017