pretentious stoner

Someone who talks about weed non-stop, and stresses about how much pot they smoke and how it should be legalized. They will carry on a conversation about weed even when you're not on that subject. They also try to get you to smoke pot even if you tell them several times you're not interested. This will carry on forever, they don't ever shut the fuck up. You can try and stop them but it's a waste of time.

How a typical conversation with one goes
Pretentious Stoner:"Aw man I got so high last night, I just sat there and listened to music. Then my mom called and I got paranoid! Dude you don't even know that was the scariest moment of my life."
Me: " That's great."
Pretentious Stoner: " Hey man how come you don't wanna smoke weed?"
Me: "I don't really want to, is that a problem?"
Pretentious Stoner: "Man you suck you're just a sheep."

by Joeseph Kony October 1, 2013

Stoner music

Music best listened to when you are completely baked, a good example would be any music written by Bob Marley or Pink Floyd, this sort of music is essential for any true stoner.

Ah man this Bob Marley tune is great Stoner music and gives me a sense of freedom when i am high.

by Beardy1991 May 29, 2009

two birds one stone

a girl sucks two guys dicks at once

Nick: how was it?

Chris: she has a big mouth she "two birds one stoned" me and my friend.

by the itty bitty tittie comity September 29, 2011

Stone Ridge

A kick-ass school where everyone is either rich, beautiful, or a genius. Our lax team rocks and so does our field hockey. Our campus is one of the most exensive to maintain and alot better tham Holton's big red bricked cubicle. The class of '09 is especially rich, beautiful, and genius!!!

just go to find out.

by '09 pride May 9, 2005

Stonegasm

Orgasm experienced during intoxication.

Lust filled their reddened eyes, as they anticipated the stonegasm to come.

by Yammer January 9, 2004

stoner

A slang word used by faux-elitist dickheads (usually christians) for people who smoke cannabis which is supposed to be an insult. But what they fail to realise is that it’s proven virtually harmless, (no worse than cigarettes or alcohol). These people are obviously not only ignorant, but also of particularly dull intellect. The best way of dealing with these people is taking a big rip from your bong and then proceed to blow it in their face.

I'm pretty fucking smashed.. I couldn't be bothered writing one right now.

by Undertow March 21, 2004

Thunder Stone

An item used in the Pokemon games to evolve certain Pokemon into higher-level, electric type Pokemon.

I used a Thunder Stone on my Eevee andn it became a Jolteon. Sweet!

by Shawn B. October 19, 2003