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A Pet Named Steve 

Blaming something else for trying to steal your Hamburger or your wife.
Hey! Stop stealing a pet named Steve!

Stinky Steve

Steve from Blue's Clues
Stinky Steve was very popular in the 1990's until he started going bald and was afraid of doing so on television.

Dirty Steve 

A mixed drink: Ginger ale, Bombay blue sapphire gin, cherry juice.
Nothing brings a crew together like a round of Dirty Steves and a stolen fishing pole.
Dirty Steve by Texas Red March 13, 2009

Fucking Steve 

The entirity of being not only a complete fucking dumbass, but a complete failure in life and everything that goes along with it.
Fucking Steve can't even make a dam sandwhich right.
Fucking Steve by Jx3 August 27, 2008

Uncle Steve 

The most chill uncle you'll ever have. Always down for throwing a boomerang in the storm with his nephew. It's undoubtedly one hell of an intense moment.
Nephew: Uncle Steve, there's a storm brewing.
Uncle Steve: Time to throw some boomerangs.
Uncle Steve by corruptsociety October 19, 2019
When you duct tape shut a persons mouth and piss up their nose.
We had this girl tied up in the back room so Billy gave her a Hot steve she'll never forget.
Hot Steve by nick March 14, 2004