The entirity of being not only a complete fucking dumbass, but a complete failure in life and everything that goes along with it.
by Jx3 July 30, 2008
Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.
by Angry Chicken Lady June 16, 2021
by DaveyOldNavy January 23, 2009
When you meet a hot girl and just make out with her, because you feel uncomfortable about going further sexually. You do however brag about it to your friends.
by Ironman2244 December 31, 2011
A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 17, 2021
How everyone feels about the lousy, lazy, and saggy old fuck that you have to put up with at your job.
“man fuck steve, he’s so useless.”
“yeah i agree! fuck steve! i’ll be damned if i’m gonna be 61 working with that jackass”
“yeah i agree! fuck steve! i’ll be damned if i’m gonna be 61 working with that jackass”
by veggiebowl04 February 8, 2024