ROK SPIDER

Gross and abhorrent sexual proclivities. Weaves a disgusting web of misery and despair around young kids. Often prey on their own young causing the innocent child to die slowly on the inside while the spider himself becomes more and more powerful.... that is until the child tells someone. They are inhuman, godless, weak and pathetic examples of the dark side. Dangerous insects that should be eradicated.

Wayne... a 54yo rok spider who has finally become tangled in his own putrid web when his daughter found the strength to report him. HERE'S TO THE ROK SPIDERS NEW LIFE ON THE INSIDE...BEHIND BARS & SOMEONE'S BITCH. SUFFER AS THE CHILDREN SUFFERED.

by ACSA SURVIVOR October 9, 2007

your spider is not correct

your completley off topic

friend1: man did you see that movie with neil patrick harris
friend2:yeah i saw starship troopers
friend1: no your spider is not correct i was talking bout harold and kumar

by threex October 10, 2008

Winona Spider

What Winona Ryder would be if she was an arachnid.

Spider.

"Watch out, Bronson, there's a Winona Spider in your hair!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

Spider-Man

1-A person who shifts like a human joystick when trying to get past another person. Occationally placing his right hand onto the ground for balance.
2-The technique of shifiting left and right when trying to get past a person.

1-JIM: Man, Eugene is like Spider-Man...
2-JIM: Look! Eugene is doing the Spider-Man!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 18, 2004

Spider box

To surprise someone with a nasty present under the guise of something pleasant, usually with the intention to scare.

-Danny. I got something for you... You know how we got a little naughty at that party last month?
-Oh hell yeah, Jennie! What is it?!
-My pregnancy results!
-Don't fucking give me spider box like that, bitch!

by notRJM April 13, 2009

SKIDROAD

A skid mark of massive proportions, generally speaking, so large that you could ride a bike or luxery car down it. Usually only found in tighty whitey underwear size xxxxxL (waist size 120).

Next to the Rollie, Geoff found a pair of Joe's crapped in underwear with what could only be called a "Skidroad" in them.

by Tired Of ThisShit December 28, 2010

Spider-Man: No Way Home

ok so I watched this movie twice at the cinema and let me fucking tell you this it was absolutely fucking AMAZINGGGGGGF brooooooo GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT ALREADY!!! (No spoiling pls if u have) I have no words I am beyond flabbergasted and and and and and and uhhmmm YEAHHH IT WAS SO GOOD UGH 😩😩😩😩 *cums*

Me: Yo bro you seen the new Spider-Man: No Way Home ?

Uneducated Bitch: Um? No? What’s it about?

Me: *drags her ass to the cinema and makes her watch it WITH 0 DISTRACTIONS*

Her: OMFGGG UT WAS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT UR A LIFE SAVER MAN OMG I DONT THINK ID LIVE OR SURVIVE WITHOUT SEEING THIS HOLY BRO!!! *cums*

by swaggiestkylefp December 30, 2021