Sperm bank robber

An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.

Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...

by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018

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rubberbanding

Prior to sexual intercourse, the male ties the contraceptive around his member, instead of fully covering said unit. This creates a "kink in the garden hose," preventing sperm reach the female's egg. It also provides a "ribbed for her pleasure" addition. One really, really big rib.

Keshawn: "Yo dog, did you pound dat last nite?"

DeVante': "Yup."

Keshawn: "You wear yo Jimmy Hat?"

DeVante': "Naw dog. I was rubberbanding that shit."

4 years later, Devante' lived in Detroit and had 137 children. 137 of the dumbest little bastards you had ever seen. Have you seen DeVante'?

by cheeznipplez September 5, 2014

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rubberneckin

The act of looking from side to side repeatedly when driving in unfamiliar territory and trying to find a specific location or marker.

Passenger: Whats that guy doing?
Driver: Which guy?
Passenger: The one in the car ahead of us.
Driver: Rubberneckin. Must be lost.

by luggs78 January 21, 2004

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rubberband

Slang term used describe the act of punching an individual in the face and knocking their teeth out. May involve occasional bleeding and loss of consciousness.

im gona rubberband you

by muzzy129 September 30, 2010

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