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running on retard

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.
EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.
by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011
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retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages
Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache
by Dank McPot February 4, 2014
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Extraordinarilly retarded

Being extraordinarilly retarded is being very fucking dumb it is extraordinary. Your whole fucking brain is in a mess.
Matthew:"Holy shit that guy on the quiz was so extraordinarilly retarded!"
Jesse:"Yea what the actual fuck."
by Savakiri63 April 6, 2020
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retard valley

the stupid ass place my boyfriend made up last spring (yes it is as retarded as is sounds) in glassboro nj
let’s go hang at retard valley!
by jlips910 March 3, 2020
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Retard Sandwich

A gross sandwich thrown together by limited choice of ingredients. Example: Two slices of buttered white bread, Greenbeans, (from a can), and a thick slice of raw onion.
Last night, I was so hungry that I made myself a Retard Sandwich.
by KerrJody November 7, 2019
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Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!
Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"
by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010
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retard chariot

He parked his retard chariot at the top of the hill, right in my path!
by Peoples Lizard March 31, 2008
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