Dial a retard

The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.

Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.

Dial a retard by monkeybar July 6, 2011

Red Hat Retard 

People who wear red MAGA hats.

The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.

Red Hat Retard by Cage Britney December 20, 2018

dumbass retard 

A person who acts really stupid, and your not sure if he or she is a retard or a dumbass. So you just say dumbass retard.

Me: Shelly is a dumbass.

Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.

Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.

dumbass retard by Dylan Koppinger June 23, 2006

Fatass Retard 

A controller player who sits on his fucking ass all day playing Unturned and spends a month on unturned in 2 weeks WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Me: You are such a Fatass Retard! Savage: WHO?

Fatass Retard by MysticHZ March 31, 2019

Schrodinger’s retard 

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

Schrodinger’s retard by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022

Rule Retard 

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.

That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.

Rule Retard by Crubaka September 2, 2009

non-retard unit 

A unit of measurement from the International System of Units (SI).
Or a unit from a measurement system with a specific purpose, for example electronvolt in the context of nuclear physics.

-How hot is it outside?
-About 35 degrees.
-Fahrenheit?
-In non-retard units

non-retard unit by palibatya May 8, 2017