psych

The newest nad coolest show on the USA network..it follows the life of Shawn Spencer(James Roday) and his friend Gus(Dule Hill)as they solve murder cases for the Santa Barbra Police Department. Shawn has a photographic memory to help him thanks to his father Henery Spencer(Corben Bernsen) who is an ex cop and tried to force Shawn to grow up and become a detective. Shawn is pretty lazy and too interested in having fun and dating hot chicks to go thru the long process of being a cop detective so he uses his PG memory a a fake "Psycic" pretending to get preminnisions and having the ability to communicate with the dead.
other characters incude: Carlton Lassiter(tim omendsun),Julliet O'Herra(maggie Lawson) and Keren Vick(kristen nelson)
see www.usanetwork.com/psych or go to google.com and type in the word psych.

Psych is a pretty funny show next to Monk.

The only show better than Psych and Monk is "THE CLOSER"!!!

by marsspaceman20098 September 22, 2006

psycholology

Pop-internet psychology, generally indulged in by users of social networks and similar sites, with absolutely no understanding of what the terms they are using actually mean.

"You haven't the first clue about Freud. Stop with your stupid faux psycholology."

by ssn April 26, 2006

Psychedelic Zebras

Flippin' sweetest band ever. They are from Lake Oswego, OR. They started in spring 2004. The Guitarist is Jordan Bice and the Bassist is David "Mr. X" Bartman. They both sing

Man those fuckin' Psychedelic Zebras rock!

by JB March 30, 2005

Psychobabble

A person, or, group of persons who engage in nonsensical conversation. Anyone who utters various words or topics in a statement (or several statements), none of which relate to each other.

"I thought Mr. Z explained our Math assignment well...that is, until he started psychobabbling about his childhood nightmares". "The bum on the corner started psychobabbling until someone gave him a dollar, then he shut up". Psychobabble talking crazy

by Laenemorej July 17, 2009

Psychopath

Psychopaths are people who would use psychological torture against a person, or in some way attempt to destroy a person's life.

Psychopaths enjoy trying to ruin their target's career and preventing people from associating with their target.

Psychopaths will usually bully people, using techniques including ostracizing them.

You'll find psychopaths in your workplace. Often, they'll all target only a specific individual. Their motives may never be known.

Psychopaths appear to work in groups. They'll select their target and attack them in any way they can, so long as they can't get caught.

Russell the psychopath would try to bully Joe and try to get him fired. He would encourage his psychopath friends.

Dozens of psychopaths tried to destroy Joe's career. Joe was jobless, solely due to the psychopath's actions

by Santa was greater than Jesus October 15, 2013

psychosis

Mental condition in which person has an altered perception of reality, usually leading to antisocial or violent behaviour. (plural psychoses)

Examples of psychoses are: schizophrenia, multiple-personality disorder, Christ-complex and chronic paranoia.

by Mystikan July 2, 2004

psychologists

A person who is payed mass amounts of money to listen to people talk about their feelings, but didn't go to school long enough to be allowed to prescribe the drugs they usually give out as a bribe for going to the shrink (go to a psychiatrist for that). Office characterized by overstuffer/ understuffed chairs and boogers under the waiting room tables. Usually has no life whatsoever and solves other people's lifes for a living because they cannot solve thir own problems, but will feel as if they have no control over the world unless they can control someone's life, ie, yours if you are unlucky enough to be dragged into a shrink's office.

Psychologists cause people mass amounts of phobia and are therefor completely useless and daft, seeing as they existr solely to solve others' phobias.

by random chick got bored April 15, 2006