Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 29, 2009

Noobasorus

Someone who says the stupidest shit all the time.

"The last time I heard that one I fell off my dinosaur."

Dood that kid is such a "Noobasorus" I wish he would just shut the hell up.

by Thesnowman WoWarcraft May 9, 2009

Nooblation

The utter destuction of all noobs and wannabes on an MMORPG or anything close to it.

High leveled characters have special rights to rid MMORPG's of noobs through the act of Nooblation

by Obliviated May 16, 2009

noob school farm

when a noob is schooled at a game who just levels or farms ( grinds) games. Or in shoot em up he just farms kills and wont die

player: wtf i just died?
player (who killed him) you died to my epic noob school farm
got schooled son!
player: ahh s^*t

by jimmayboy June 10, 2009

Noobhatma

A "Noobhatma"* is a peaceful noob in a chatroom. He is defined by breaking no rules but furiously annoying everyone. He responds to trolls who attack with either confusion or laughter, and try as you might, you just can't get rid of them.**

*Refering to "Mahatma Gandhi." Mahatma means great spirit, or peaceful spirit.

**Assuming you are not a mod, and the mods won't kick unless a rule is broken.

<Noob> Person: i love u
<Person> Noob: That's nice...
<Noob> Person: do u love me
<Person> Noob: Hell no.
<Noob> haha
<Noob> Person: ur so cool!!!!!!! i love u
*Person** facepalms
<Person> What a Noobhatma.

*example came from a real chat*

by Ogen July 6, 2009

Noodle Kitty

Someone who accepts a marriage proposal before the proposal is even made.

Claudia: So guy's guess what? Matt proposed to me and we are going to be getting married next Thursday!

Darlene: You just met him on-line a week ago. You are the biggest noodle kitty I know.

by Claudia von Schaussenberg July 30, 2009

Noobleteer

A term made on Runescape, It means: A noob or new player that constantly begs to no end and ends up getting KOs

"The noobleteer tried to beg kenshin2414 for a handout but he got pwned so bad."

by crymsunwolf3 August 8, 2009