Noobhatma 

A "Noobhatma"* is a peaceful noob in a chatroom. He is defined by breaking no rules but furiously annoying everyone. He responds to trolls who attack with either confusion or laughter, and try as you might, you just can't get rid of them.**

*Refering to "Mahatma Gandhi." Mahatma means great spirit, or peaceful spirit.

**Assuming you are not a mod, and the mods won't kick unless a rule is broken.

<Noob> Person: i love u
<Person> Noob: That's nice...
<Noob> Person: do u love me
<Person> Noob: Hell no.
<Noob> haha
<Noob> Person: ur so cool!!!!!!! i love u
*Person** facepalms
<Person> What a Noobhatma.

*example came from a real chat*

Noobhatma by Ogen July 6, 2009

noobhater29 

some dumb ass fuck who plays roblox

hey noobhater29 why do you hate noobs when you are one

noobhater29 by not noobhater29 July 27, 2018

Noobhammer 

Slang for a weapon in PlanetSide, the JackHammer, which is felt by all that don't use it; to be strongly unbalenced.

JH User: HEHE I PWNED YOU, U R TEH SUXXORS

Non-JH User: you have no skill you just use the noobhammer

Noobhammer by Scythan August 17, 2003

NooBama 

The Noob that was elected president Nov 4 2008. Rather than elect someone who fought, bled, and was tortured for our country, a noob was elected, who wouldn't even sing the national anthem or wear an american lapel pin, much less fight for his country.

Tim: Who won the election, the war hero, or the noob...what's his name again?

Jim: NooBama won, and how!

NooBama by A Kind Fellow March 21, 2009

Noobhammer 

Derived from the Jackhammer, a triple barrel shotgun in the game www.planetside.com that used to deal a massive amount of pwnage up close, as a triple barrel shotgun should.

It got nerfed into oblivion, now only newbtards that missed the patch notes and 1337 twitch kiddies keep using it.

OMFGWTFBBQ Noobhammer suxzor !!~TILDE!ONE

Noobhammer by SidVicious March 1, 2004

Noobhammer 

1.) Noun. The bastardization of the word Jackhammer, a weapon from the game Planetside. Normally a term used by people who complain after being killed in a video game, also by people who cannot spell 'balanced.'

VS guy: OMFG this game is so unbalenced!!!!1! Every NC has one, how GAYHEY

Me: Just jump in your Magrider and go run over some people. That'll make you happy again.

Noobhammer by Manawski October 15, 2003

noobhammer 

about to get nerfed into non-existance. :(

OMG N3rf teh no0bHammir!!11!

.... but wait it is not overpowered at all in comparisom to all the other weapons 0_o

noobhammer by Eld January 2, 2004