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MLG News

A short amount of time, roughly equating to half a minute or 30 seconds. Often times used between two or more children as slang for the passage of time.
"What! I can't believe it's already been MLG News!" and "I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back in MLG News."
by alchym November 29, 2020
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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
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Pox News

A news channel that spreads misinformation about a global pandemic
I was watching Pox and Friends on Pox News the other day. What a bunch of smog breathers!
by WontonDisregard December 21, 2020
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Trox News

The unfair and unbalanced Trump propaganda "news source". Once known as Fox News
Alex: "Did you know that illegal aliens are voting in our elections"?

Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".
by BuffDudeTotally March 3, 2021
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Fake News

A made up word to make "evidence of gouvernement fraude and deception" seem implausible to media and citizen's
These reports about the lekker documents are fake news
by ImWhiteSoIMustBeRasict?! March 27, 2021
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MrJr News

A news Channel Which always show fake News to people
And it's created by Lord Penaldo On Facebook
by MrJr June 7, 2021
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Real News

Something (usually a fact of some sort) that's incredible true.

An example of real news is that Emelie is an excellent friend and a really cool and awesome person.
Dude I have some real news for you

Yeah? Let's hear it

Ya know that chic Emelie? Yeah, she's dope as f*ck, and a great friend too.
by foldibjojk July 11, 2021
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