Microsneeze

A small sneeze when you are sick at work but you don't want anybody to think you have covid

It was quite in the room so tisha microsneezed bc she didn't want anyone to think she had covid

by Booty slapper 12345 November 27, 2020

microgambia

A person who suffers from legs that are too small, short, or otherwise just wrong suffers from Microgambia. Originating in Italy, where the word for leg is "gamba", the disorder is idiopathic and untreatable.

He is one funny looking guy, he has a severe case of Microgambia.

by ElCommissioner December 6, 2020

Microcourt

A synonym for "I told you so". Also see 'wired phone lines'.

Is this going to be another Microcourt?

by BeGreatInStead April 23, 2021

Microharcos

Microharcos is an awesome helper in the buggiest minecraft server in history

Microharcos is awesome

by Synthle July 1, 2021

Microcunt

A short person that is also a cunt.

Lindsey is a total microcunt for using Gaaavin.

by Myperfectme July 20, 2021

microwaved chad

Chad but microwaved

You look like a microwaved chad

by Almondsssss August 1, 2021

Microscopic Wage

What servers make. Less than minimum wage

Tip your waiter! He makes microscopic wage! Don’t be greedy!

by MrRapHater October 6, 2021