Matty McKibben

a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.

Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"

Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"

by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012

Righto mate

When one claims to have accomplished something that is utterly impossible this phrase should be said in response. It is usually pronounced in a sarcastic tone so the other person is informed of the person's disbelief of their claim.

Christian: "I hooked up with Georgie last night."

Joel: "Righto mate."

(i.e Georgie is mint and Christian could not have possibly got with her.)

by Mmmmgeorge! December 6, 2010

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

by Vlad the Impaler March 2, 2005

Matt Asti

Bassist in MGMT's touring band. Seen as the most cuddly member, Matt is tall, awkward, and has great hair. He can also be described using the word "kittens" as well as band mate, Ben Goldwasser.

Sarah: "Who is the best cuddler you know?"
Jane: "Matt Asti, duh!"

by whoismissing July 17, 2010

do the math

To figure something out. To come to a solution or conclusion based on other facts.

Man, I saw your girl out with two other guys on two separate occasions. You do the math.

by 4 April 7, 2005

Mateo

Mateo is a very atractive and very apealing to almost every girl a well known popular person and a very talented person on his feet he has the natural gift of dancing. He Is also a very sweet loving and caring person who truly looks out for his friends and family. Hes not the tallest of the bunch but he isn't really short he has a tiny bit of a temper and can hold a grudge for quite a long while there is nobody else like him hes a 1 in a million person.

Mateo is the most creative and inspiring person I've ever seen!!.

by Mahxli_ax😂 August 26, 2017

Black Matilda

Otherwise known as peyote

A little bite of that black matilda, and that door will swing wide open for you

by birddog165 September 24, 2011