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The Urban Dictionary Madness

Some words here on the Urban DIctionary make are pretty normal while some are just ones that people wrote to be funny.These stupid words contained here can just be made if you are bored out of your mind.Like this word I right now I am just bored out my fucking mind.
The Urban Dictionary Madness is truly some type of madness.
by MR.Crackreeks October 26, 2022
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My eyes are full of magnets

My eyes are full of magnets means the feeling in your eyes when you’re about to cry. Or the feeling that your eyes may get when you’re tired and they feel like they might water.
Example 1: “Whats wrong?” “Well my eyes are full of magnets.” “Oh why?” “Because I’m upset.”

Example 2: “My eyes are full of magnets.” “Why?” “Cause I’m tired.”
by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019
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Reefer Madness

Looking for reefer that doesn't exist because one had already smoked it all will cause madness.
1. Jim smoked all of my reefer, now I'm pretty mad at him!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!
by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010
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Madness

A condition that happens to skateboarders who are unable to land a desired trick after many tries. Some skateboarders develop superstitions or routines before, during or after skating which are suspose to help reduce or prevent madness. Symptons include but are not limited to: breaking or "focusing" one's skateboard, swearing loudly, rabbling or talking to one's self, kicking or throwing one's skateboard, intentional injurying one's self, and talking to inanimate objects such as handrails, ledges, benches or skateboards. Skateboarders who suffer from it often become very determined to land the trick that is giving them trouble. It is not uncommon for a madness victim to continue trying the same trick for several hours. It is very hard to talk a madness victim out of trying they're trick. Skateboarders with madness may continue trying the trick even if they become seriously injured from trying it.
Gosh, Aaron's would be a great skater if his madness didn't kick in after a every few tries.

You can't land that flip switch if you can't even do it regular! Geez man, stop the madness!

Kyle landed a few tricks on it and then that's when the madness set in.
by Kevin Hsu August 17, 2004
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magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
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magnetic fields

A magnetic field is the magnetic effect of electric currents and magnetic materials
Magnetic fields can be produced by moving electric charges and the intrinsic magnetic moments of elementary particles associated with a fundamental quantum property, their spin.
by coolwaves159 March 16, 2017
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magnet

A student enrolled in a magnet program specifically involving math and sciences, who has a dumb sense of humor and few if not no practical social skills. Magnet students remain fixated on school during all aspects of their life, often stressing to the point of what borders on an anxiety attack.

Magnet students (females in particular) can be associated with the phrase "oh my god I failed that test" followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.

Magnet males can be associated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and homosexual oriented jokes, and these only in short "one-liners" or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.

The typical magnet student is very “cliquey” with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchestra or CTY.
“That magnet student wishes the teacher to call him charizard during class."

"which magnet student?"

"the one putting the I LOVE DICKS sign on that kid's back"
by voltaire June 8, 2005
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