up up down down left right left right b a start

A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.

Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.

by Jumpinjahosaphat January 12, 2007

I left my dog in a tree

When someone is ugly and you need a escape

"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*

by Cphill January 20, 2016

Northwest left

To turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way street at a red light. Legal in Alaska, Idaho, Michigan, Oregon, and Washington state (so long as you're going the right way on the one-way street).

The light was taking too long, and I was in a hurry, so I did a Northwest left.

by BGMan December 22, 2017

Jeff left

Right

Make a Jeff left here.

by Cftuikhfsd January 7, 2018

baddis left a smoke

when you get a left a smoke that is right down to the filter usually only getting one small draw from it

look at that feg thats such a baddis left a smoke,

by CDR TOMMY WLSN February 6, 2019

Eyebrows left the sever

The only roast a 9 year old knows

Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here

by Ethan griffin August 23, 2019

stanky left toe

when your nan is such a fat cow and wont kill herself and die already

mate your nan is such a stanky left toe fame she wont slit her wrists and give me her pension money your mans need avon

by sexy left toe December 14, 2019