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Instant Listener

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.
Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!

Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?

Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!

Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...
by Nick Corn February 24, 2009
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Christine Listerine

the moment when the male bust a fat nut in christine’s mouth so she uses it at a mouthwash
by sonialover69 July 22, 2020
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Weezer listener

A white men, usually American. Who enjoys listening to Weezer. Weezer fans tend to be really lonely individuals. Who get no bitches.
Person 1: Bro let’s listen to Weezer
Person 2: Mathew wtf I’m not a Weezer listener
by I commited genocide twice! March 14, 2023
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Hip Pocket Listing

Off-MLS or silent market real estate listings sold on the private market made popular by the website www.HipPocketz.com.
They decided to list their home as a hip pocket listing to attract a more exclusive pool of buyers.
by Real Estate Word Smith June 2, 2015
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Black listed

A term for when a white girl has dated a black man and now no white men want to date her.
Becky no longer dates white men because she was black listed after dating Jamal.
by _jackiejack November 7, 2019
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Lister

ungrateful ass hole who dont love anyone has no emotions someone who drinks nyQuil and someone is gay someone who doesnt take care of his children and some one is bipolar someone who names his kid after a dog some who wants to die someone some one who dont take a bath someone who wears a black oakley shirt with white shorts everyday some one who looks at a homeless person some one who sucks dick someone who has AIDS and every STD someone who has one kidney. somebody who mixes xanax, nyquil and vodka and scotch, someone who is bipolar, someone who's medicine cabinet looks like a drug store
Man i hate a Lister
by burger kuntry king June 13, 2009
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Liston Dove

This guy Is a serious Badass. Handsome and outstanding at life. Thought I would let you know
by Masterdove October 1, 2016
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