john kerry

a perfect example of a democrat. He has no ideas and always seems lost. He picked a rival for a running mate and now they think they are shoe-ins. What a joke. GO RALPH

-let's solve this the simple democratic way kids: flip a coin
"republicans have bad ideas, democrats have no ideas"
"republican says 'hey, I've got a really shitty idea.' democrat says 'hey, I bet I can make it shittier'" Lewis Black, Black on Broadway (not exact quoting)
Kerry and Bush are perfect examples of the need for a new party to rise to power.

by ff8 July 10, 2004

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

kerrang

verb. to cover a female's head with a brown paper bag during intercourse.

she's rough: lights out.
really rough: eyes shut.
proper dirt: you kerrang her.

by timmy November 24, 2004

kero

Short for KEROSENE, a flammable liquid fuel.

Let's pour some more kero on the campfire!

by m0 July 26, 2007

keripuff

she's Keripuff no explaination needed, also see "Debbie From Sealab 2021"

by Mwahahaha! January 28, 2003

kerhonk

a sound, often made through a rolled up poster, where the KER is high-pitched and the HONK is lower. Originated in Winnipeg, Manitoba in the parking lot of the Winnipeg Arena on July 6, 2004.

"Oh look there's Kurt Angle"
"KERHONK"

by Matt Sturbate December 20, 2004

keriel

usually extremely hot and gets a lot of women he usually has a nice personality and a great sense of humor also has a big cock.

brianna: damn keriel so hot i wish i can marry him!

by yungNebula March 14, 2017