jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

jizz attack

A large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.

If the Canadiens win tonight, I hope America pulls a jizz attack on the city of Montreal.

by matt osbueno April 21, 2008

anal blood jizz piss fart

when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.

"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"

by N473B34N December 17, 2008

Jizz bib

a gay man's burly beard. Also known as "cum catcher."

"Man, my jizz bib is gettin crusty!"

by ed hart May 6, 2006

Jizz Bucket

A bucket of jizz, where one shoots their jizz

Andy Lederman loves drinking Ben Migdals Jizz Bucket

by Zrizzle May 13, 2005

purple jizz

Purple jizz is that purple stuff in your friend's "peanut butter and jelly sammich."
It has no harmful effects, and it takes like jelly, but it is purple jizz.
purple jizz is also one-upped by rainbow jizz.

Megan:"Anyone want my peanut butter and jelly sammich?
John:"I'm not in the mood for purple jizz today."

by dinosaursgorawr March 9, 2008

jizzmonger

A receptacle of semen. May also be a collector of jizz, keeping it in containers such as a 600ml Coke bottle or the somesuch.

You fucking jizzmonger! I htought it was milk!

by foj August 21, 2003