ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.

"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"

by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014

Iron Curtain

The "Wall" of Iron Balloons sent out mid-game while playing the iphone game "Balloons Tower Defense Battles." It is unavoidable. It is defeat.

God damnit. He just used the Iron Curtain again.

by UrbanDictionaryOfficial3 April 28, 2015

Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.

"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."

by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015

Irongitis

When someone usually a girl has no tits, so her chest looks like its been ironed.

"Look at that flat chested thing!"

"I think she has irongitis!"

by Banterlope August 31, 2015

Ironish

When something is coincidental rather than ironic but is improperly labeled as irony.

A: It's the good adviiiiiice that you just didn't take. And isn't it ironic?
B: Actually, no. That's more ironish.
A: .....
B: Yeah, you didn't really think that one through.

by waffleton September 8, 2015

Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.

Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.

by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016

iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.

"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."

by Iron Banana January 24, 2016