A Flaming Barney

When an insect flies too low over a bonfire and burns up in the sky.

Person 1: I love this amazing bonfire!
Person 2: Hey, I just saw a flaming barney over there!

by The Girl with the Giant Forehe March 27, 2022

Fourth Grader Flame Thrower

A fourth grader flame thrower is when a lighter and aerosol can are used to make a large flame. It is called a fourth grader flame thrower by some because those are materials kids can easily get access to in their houses. Because they are still adolescents, they are find it amusing to burn other objects using these home made flame throwers. Despite the name, it is still enjoyable for many older people, typically men.

How are we going to make a camp fire with just a lighter? I have spray deodorant in my bag, lets make a Fourth Grader Flame Thrower.

by strangemysteriousdullemptyvoid April 10, 2024

Flaming Asian Stevesome

When a red head, Asian , and 3 guys named Steve are in a car together with brewing sexual tension

I thought I was straight till I had a Flaming Asian Stevesome

by Maverick motyka January 26, 2023

Flame King WIFI

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

by Madoka Kaname's husband March 14, 2025

flaming bugle horn

the act of lighting your partners genitalia on fire and proceeding to fuck it vigorously. You must finish on your partners face to simulate the sensation of s fire extinguisher.

Did you hear that jerry did the flaming bugle horn with kathren yesterday.

by Ryalize June 8, 2016

flaming

v. Engaging in an outrageous activity such as destroying someone’s life online, wearing a lot of feathered boas or, in Canada, supporting the Calgary Flames ice hockey team.

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Up for some flaming on the weekend.

Will there be overly-loud music and muscular Canucks fighting?

Do beaver have chiseled teeth?

by gnostic3 February 10, 2020

Flaming handjob

Recieving a handjob while you have Chlamydia

Brady: "How was last night with Leah?"
Alex: "It was great, but the flaming handjob she gave me hurt life a mfer."
Brady: "It's ashame I gave you chlamydia."
Alex: "Yeah."

by FedsGay69 August 17, 2019