Dickening

Almost like "sickening", but worse, much, much worse. Usually the response to learning about oversized persons engaging in some sort of activity, sexual or otherwise.

"Are they married now?"
"Seems so"
"That's dickening"

by BilboMcBab October 12, 2011

good hard dicking

The panacea for any problem a woman could possibly face.

"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."

by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004

dicking around

its when an elderly woman sleeps around profusely.

lukes mom is dicking around with all of his friends

by SLooooooooooob October 29, 2003

Chuck Dickens

Neither a bird, nor a chicken. Victim of many a birdnapping.

We were forced to sacrifice an arm and leg in order to get Chuck Dickens back from the bird nappers, but we still didn't know if he was a duck or a chicken.

by Chuck Dickins August 1, 2005

Rope Dicking

v. The act of dropping from the ceiling on a rope naked and slapping a person in the face with your penus.

John: That girl deserves a good rope dicking.
Larry: What the fuck?

by kdod October 7, 2012

What the Dickens?

An exclamation, in a similar vein to "What the hell?". Derives from popular dead author and dead street fighter Charles Dickens.

Person 1: "While you were out I broke into your house and shat in your oven."

Person 2: "What the Dickens?!"

Person 1: "Ol.."

by kleptonin April 25, 2004