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courtesy carol

The hooker you meet at your local patty's diner, who is courteous enough to give you a small fry with a 10 cent BJ.
Bob: "I went to patty's the other day"
Joe: "Oh, did you meet courtesy carol?"
Bob: "Dat bia who butters you up wit a small fry and a 10 cent BJ?"
Joe: "YEAAAAH BOOOOOY!"
by kacissA September 26, 2008
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cogert

Cogert is someone so stupid they forget how to laugh
Person A-why did the man with one hand cross the road?
Person B-I dont know.
Person C-Neither do I
Person A- To get to the second hand shop..
Person A and B- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Person C- I forgot how to Laugh
Person A-You are so cogert
by Jimmybob10123 August 21, 2008
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Courtney Mitchell

a person from a white family. Either Scottish or English where the name is derived.
by europopian September 20, 2009
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courtney britian

am,ara ill eat u !
courtney britian will soooon b a vampire on april 11th @ 12;00 A.M.
by whoo hoo (69) (: April 11, 2010
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Courtella

a young sexy girl who is vey adventerous and seems to have an answer for everything. she can get out of almost any situation with her natural beuaty and charm. Boys will seem to be captured by some kind of spell when ever they see a girl like thins.
all courtella's have a way of getting what they want
by vanilla331219 June 20, 2010
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courtesy napkin

That useless little scrap of paper wrapped around your ice cream cone/coffee cup/fish sandwich/etc. It's absolutely useless except possibly as toilet paper, but it shows you that the food people care.
I've got ice cream all over my hands now, thanks to that stupid courtesy napkin.
by littlebleu August 15, 2010
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courtesy clog

Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.

There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet

You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
by smokeweedeveryday42000000 January 13, 2011
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