Ballard

A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.

Man, did you see that guy solve that physics question in 30 seconds? He's a BALLARD YO!

That man is antisocial as BALLARD man!

Some bastard that looked like a Ballard tried talking to me and I just had to beat the shit out of him.

by kayralover69 June 18, 2018

ballage

a tube-shaped private part, genitals, penis, dick (ballage rhymes with tallage)

Wearing out will suck ballage for good in 3 quackles for anything except surveillance cameras. No matter what security cameras look like, they're barred.

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

Balla

A South African Indian slang refering to the male privates, specifically the shlong (penis)

Ayy i checked this thicc thot at this crappy steakhouse the other day and my balla went harder than their meat

by BeanTheGreat August 4, 2018

bella

a sweet, loving and caring person with a sprinkle of craziness. once you find yourself a bella, you want to cherish them because their friendship is worth gold. they are rare to find and you're very lucky if you happen to do so. they are often very soft people who love deeply and are kind hearted.

a: wow she looks so much happier lately
b: she found a bella
a: that makes sense, i'm jealous

by bunbaconvirus August 5, 2018

Balla

Indian term for your penis

Shaylin: Kyle your balla is circumsized
Kyle : yes it is

by Lordshaylin November 15, 2018

bella road

Used by students of North Vermilion as a place where students would flame, fuck, or fight

“Bro where are we gonna smoke?”

“Don’t worry dude we can go down Bella road”

by Some random 32 November 16, 2018

Bella

A Fkn midget who gets 1k views on her private story. Also struggles to see what’s going on at concerts. Likes older men

Person 1: you seen that Bella

Person 2: nah but I’ve seen her private story
Person 3: omg same

Person 4: same

Goes on and on

Person 362: she’s 4ft 9 uno

by ThatPengLightie November 18, 2018