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wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.
“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”
by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019
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wank security

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank
thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security
by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019
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Wank Zone

The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.

The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.

Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.

Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
by LFBG2FG January 6, 2020
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Wank Cabbage

A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.
Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
by finalerock44 January 11, 2021
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Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.
by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021
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Wankaloid

A snobby person who drinks Craft Beer and looks down their noses at none Craft Beer drinkers whilst wanking about it
Oi Lads! Look at that bunch of poncy Wankaloids, drinking craft beer! Why can't beer taste like beer!
by Mike Smalley June 17, 2021
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Wank Skanked

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.
I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked
by Carlz.t August 19, 2021
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