Wannabe Whore

A fat, ugly girl who surrounds herself with ugly losers and flirts with them. Also flirts with women, for she is THAT desperate. Is under the false impression that having unlimited texting makes you queen of the world. Pretends to be dumb and innocent. Flirts with your best friend, your boyfriend, your friend's boyfriend, your friend's GIRLfriend, and every other thing that has two legs and walks upright. Besides dinosaurs.

Did you see _______ flirting with him yesterday? She's not even pretty! Talk about being a wannabe whore.

by don'tyoujusthatethatbitch?omg. October 9, 2010

Everybody Wants To Rule the World

1. A 1985 song by the British band Tears for Fears.

2. Basically the most true line ever. EVER. See Julius Caeser, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and Happy Bunny.

1. "GEE WILICKERS, I JUST LOVE THE SONG EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD!

2. Damn. Broseph Stalin wanted to rule the world.

by Μην καλείτε το όνομά μου April 24, 2010

wannabe non-conformist

Someone who bases their views on what others do. They do stuff/say stuff/think stuff that will make them seem like a rebel/non-comformist. They say they dislike something, simply because the majority of the people like it. They say they like something if most people hate it. Or, it can be when you base your views on what will make you seem like a rebel.

Alcohol is cool. I like alcohol.

Everyone likes playing Duck-Duck-Goose? I hate playing Duck-Duck-Goose!

What? You like Best Buy? How can you like it? Dude, I hate that stupid store!

by FishnetChantal April 13, 2005

a complete and utter wanker

Derogatory English slang for one who masturbates i.e. a jerk off.

That bloke's driving a Range Rover, what a complete and utter wanker

by confarga September 28, 2005

Wet Wanda

A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.

I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.

by Hotrox December 20, 2006

pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time

Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?

by Dave September 16, 2003