Paralysed Twat

some fucking person without mobile legs for fuck sake what did you think it was u nonce

He's a fucking paralysed twat jeremy

by nutslover56 January 5, 2023

Cunting Twat

Someone who is a twat and also a cunt.

That referee Kevin Friend, he's a cunting twat, how is that a foul by Harry Maguire?

by WargainV2 January 12, 2021

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Twat Termites

Another word for crabs on a woman's pussy

Damn dude,IthinkyourgirlhasTwat Termites.

by Blumpkin Please November 27, 2009

Twat Nugget

A small child that doesn't understand how obnoxious they are

The little twat nugget who won't shut up about dinosaurs and keeps getting closer and closer

by BecauseTheresHer September 27, 2018

twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.

"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."

by ekoorbl October 20, 2013