twack twat

Tweaker pussy

The sex was great but that bitch had some twack twat that belongs in the zoo.

by Riot Craig May 3, 2018

chocolate twat

when a guy pulls his dick directly out of a girls ass and puts it into another girls pussy. the girl that started with the dick in her ass eats the chocolate twat.

my girl friend ate the chocolate twat that i gave her friend.

by archey 14 December 9, 2010

what a twat

some dumb fuck with no common sense.

oh shit look its john, what a twat

by realsigma33 May 18, 2022

Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand

Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!

by DutDut79 May 1, 2019

twat spreader

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine

"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.

by blooregardQkazoo March 18, 2014

obnoxious twat

Someone who thinks they are the best thing ever.

One who thinks he is champagne in a tall glass, yet they are infant warm piss in a plastic up.

You know Mo, he's an obnoxious twat he is

by R@ch October 13, 2016

slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.

by gibbomcgland August 19, 2007