schizophrenic template

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.

These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.

by nameless five September 3, 2005

Templeton

(Adv). Receiving oral sex from a partner that does not practice good hygiene or the skill set to maintain bodily hair growth, often resembling the appearance of Alpaca.

While she was blowing me I saw the backside happy trail running into her crusty ass crack. I need to do a better job screening out the templetons, sure makes you go limp.

by Scat in the hat by Dr. Bruce May 31, 2017

Templar

Typically a term used to express sexual desire. Normaly as term is used they wave fist in an up and down motion. (almost like knocking a door)

Vamos a templar. (Waves fist up and down)

A templar se a dicho!

by Daylene LiNa January 27, 2008

tempest

A Term used for Game players with amazing skill on Nintendo.

Look It's Tempest, That guy kicks Ass on Legend of Zelda.

by anonymousee August 27, 2005

Shirley Temple

When, upon perforating a girl's cherry, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick in her hair.

I had just made her a woman when I made her a Shirley Temple, and I don't mean the drink.

by Steve Peterman November 23, 2007

Temperban

To temporarily ban. Or disable for using for a given amount of time.

You were temperbanned for 3 months.

by ChipAyten August 11, 2006