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technodrome

Mobile doomday device and base that supervillains Shredder and Krang used on the Archie cartoon and comic versions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Oh no! Shredder and Krang have managed to get the technodrome free from Dimension-X!
by Gary Destruction September 8, 2003
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Technicality Whore

An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.

Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."

Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.

Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."

"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."

A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010
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Technical Debt

Incurred by opting to do something the quick and dirty way rather than following the best practice and standard practice for the sake of obtaining a working solution in less time
Boss: I need these 4 pipeline deployments ready by next Friday.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
by tipsyjojo November 12, 2016
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techn9blade

skeppy: techn9blade is the wrost youtubere
technoblade: bruh
by mcyt fan guy November 7, 2020
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Grange technology college

A school where people bring in fireworks.. teachers have affairs and no one gives a fuck about being under special measures.
Did you hear about that school?
It must have been grange technology college
by Abdul78_78 November 16, 2018
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Green To White Technology

An everlasting bond, apply it, let it dry.
First you got a cup, now you got a mug, Green to white technology.
by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010
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immortal technique

Sick ass underground MC from Harlem NYC. Touches on alot of political shit and simply has incredible mic skillz. The name says it all.
Good Songs:
'One (Remix)'
'No Mercy'
'Industrial Revolution'
'Harlem Streets'
damn all his songs are good
by Adept March 30, 2005
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