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"Son of a Loli" Challenge

An extremely dangerous social challenge. Ones who's consequences are not fully understood; nor recorded. You walk up to the cutest boy you know and pick a verbal fight by looking him straight in his big beautiful eyes, and with nothing buy jealous hatred in you heart say to him "You Son of a Loli".
Dang, Can you believe that Jay Z did the "Son of a Loli" Challenge to Justin Timberlake?!
by Gemini Virtue August 8, 2021
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Hunter EMO son

Where a boy is extremely emo and needs to be calmed down by putting vaginal juices all down their face.
oh no he is Hunter emo son prepare Darius's sister for the vaginal juice
by Hunter EMOson March 13, 2024
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son of a diddly

son of a diddly a non offensive alternative to the vulgar and offensive son of a bitch when using vulgar language is not appropriate
my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do his business i told him not too that son of a diddly did it anyway and laughed in my face what a son of a diddly

i left my shoes out in the rain son of a diddly
by bluebear April 2, 2024
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Huen-Son

The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.
ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son
by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020
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Son

a) A male offspring of a human.
b) An East Coast slang for friend/homie.
c) (in Japanese) a slang for penis.
a) my son is all big now.
b) wassup, son?
c) My son's growing hard.
by dual-language-man July 14, 2019
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Sexy Son Hypothesis

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE CRITICAL FAT COCK THEORY COMES IT TO PLAY!

Hym "THERE IT IS! 'Sexy Son Hypothesis' or 'Critical fat cock theory Jr.' as they call it in academia, is the theory that women select to have attractive sons. And it sounds like it's derivative and it's bullshit because I should be getting some credit for some of this. You got a guy on YouTube who openly admitted to gang rape in explicitly terms. You got dudes trading social capital as a means for prostitution. I can't get any credit for anything I'm seeing shorts right now. How am I not the lesser of many evens here? My fundamental interactions are a VISIBLE FALSEHOOD OF SOMEONE ELSE'S CREATION and SOMEHOW... THAT! ISN'T ACTUALLY MY PROBLEM! THAT... has NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING and is somehow a FIXED FACET OF REALITY and cannot be altered in any way. THAT! Doesn't need to be addressed in any way shape or form! The quality of my entire existence is contingent entirely on whether or not a fat-shit who's better off than me needs a break.
HERE I SIT! Wondering why? As everyone else wonders why? Why is the suicide going up? Why do epidemics abound? COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT COULD IT? Nope. It's clearly that's just how things are. And it isn't incumbent on anyone to change their behavior... Except for the person... Who has the problem... With the way that things can't not be... Because it would require someone other... Than the person with the problem... To change their behavior... EVEN IF the problem... Is the people... Who aught not have to change their behavior... because people don't have to change their behavior... And so long as their behavior... Only affects your outcome... RATHER THAN THEIRS... They are justified... In that behavior... Because the are receiving... The outcome that is desirable... Regardless of the circumstances... That is how society is structured... And that isn't the problem... Sure. People believe is Bigfoot so in that context it really isn't that much of a stretch. That's what I think about your Sexy Son Hypothesis."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023
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Son-zon

When she tells you that she is proud of you like a mother would be proud of her son
Sam was trying to make her jealous by naming out women he went out with.She just son-zoned him
by Aegon Targaryen November 22, 2018
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