Ryan

Ryan is extremely buff and known to break down walls and bench people for fun.

"Dude did you see Ryan last night?! He broke down the fcking wall because no one had a key!"

by Dave Bibbs October 24, 2008

Ryan Time

When your wife or girlfriend goes away for the weekend and you spend your time masturbating and drinking signal barrel Jack Daniels

Your friend says "My wife is leaving town for the weekend so I need some Ryan Time"

by Willie Harde October 7, 2006

Ryan Dogtit

Ryan Dogtit is a roommate that has the boobs of a pug dog. He likes to eat spermscles ( frozen sperm cubes ), and often lies that Tim Tebow is a good quarterback. A Ryan Dogtit often is cool and fun to have around, and will buy anything after consuming a couple of beers, but dont forget about his donkey cock that he likes to slip in your mouth while you sleep.

That Ryan Dogtit is a total queer.

by Pavel Pavlov September 2, 2011

Ryan Glennon

HeAvY MeTal HillBiLly

NO cigs just strAITE bowls of californiadreams all day i do it howw a king do. how y doin tho ight hmu peace yo. - Ryan Glennon

by HeavyMe talHillBilly January 8, 2012

Ryan Perlee

A very sexy man that the women love. Ryan Perlee is smart very nice to everyone.

Look at Ryan Perlee walking down the road.

by You do not know! January 7, 2012

Ryan Jungbauer

Is when you grab ones tits and jiggle it around like a chimpanzee trying to open a banana. During that, you must be shitting on the ground for extreme pleasure.

I just did a Ryan Jungbauer.

by Gay Faggot Boy May 22, 2013