Penis

The thing that hangs between all male's legs, used for urinating and everything to do with sex. Males use this body part to masturbate, penetrate and pleasure a girl, make babies, and basically anything that makes a man feel really good.

While looking at porn, my penis suddenly became increasingly more stiff, making my boxers very tight. I took off my boxers and layed down naked on my bed as I began massaging my penis up and down, gasping in pleasure as it felt really good. Pumping up and down faster and faster, moaning deeper, my whole body began to stiffen and I finally reached climax and hot white jizz shot all over my chest from my convulsing dick. It pumped more and more jizz as I moaned in pleasure before it slowly became soft again. I was still gasping in pleasure and trying to catch my breath as I dressed myself again, concealing my red dick for my next wank session.

by Callum69 June 13, 2009

walking penis

an out of shape, bald man who actually think he looks cool with his shaved head.

shit, i've never liked that dickhead rob and now he looks like a walking penis.

by jocko July 19, 2004

penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter

Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.

by kwang June 9, 2003

little penis

A very small penis no more than three or four inches.

Ryan has such a little penis that us girls all laugh and hold up our pinkies when we see him!

by super hot Sarah May 18, 2010

penis bomb

The act of sending pictures of wang to all the contacts from someone else's facebook/myspace/etc. Preferrably anonymously

OH shit Charlie ! I can't believe someone penis bombed by facebook account !

by G1313 December 30, 2009

Penis Bandit

A penis bandit is someone who strikes with dicks when no one is around. There is a fine distinction between one who will draw penises for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. The more crafty and devious penis bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. The more mischevious penis bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. There is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. The true craft of a penis bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.

Ross: Who's drawing all these elaborate penises?
Bundas: It's the penis bandit!! They drew a catfish penis! What the fuck!
Mike: Yo, that's meth!
Tyler: I wonder who it could be guys??
Dave: Bet it's that Trinni I live with!

by The Penis Bandit (Winters) March 25, 2010