Mexican Train

Multiple males lining up to have sex with a pregnant female.

Man, me and my buddies were running Mexican Train on this pregnant gril and her water broke all over the place.

by bobososo January 27, 2008

mexican autograph

Smears of feces on the walls of public restrooms made by fingers. Appear more frequently in areas with a large hispanic population.

That had to be the filthiest restroom ever. There were mexican autographs everywhere.

by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007

mexican standoff

When you take six paces from a girl, spin 180 degrees, and masterbate furiously at her face.

I gave Kim a furious mexican standoff last night.

by Jerktart July 31, 2011

mexican funeral

A funeral where the body is disposed of not by burial or by cremation, but by using a large catapult to fling it into a neighboring country. It is illegal in the US, but due to its low cost it flourishes as a black market mortuary sideline in the American southwest, and to a lesser extent along the Canadian border where its use is more often for entertainment.

My cleaning lady had to go back to Arizona to bail her husband out of jail. Apparently he was involved in a mexican funeral ring, and one of the deceased turned out to be involved in an unsolved murder. So now there's going to be a big hoo-hah, an investigation and such. Do you know any good cleaning ladies?

by dgrrr January 22, 2009

Mexican Sandpaper

The act of putting Vasaline all over your cock then dipping it in sand. Then you put your cock in the ass and analy pound her until she bleeds.

Me and Nick were in Tiajuana and he picked up a dirty whore and gave her some Mexican Sandpaper and she loved it.

by Noahkinseth February 3, 2009

dirty mexican sausage mucachage weed

weed that tastes like dirty mexican sausages

but it will get you fucked.

by matt May 25, 2004