masturbation Olympics

A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen

Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics

Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics

by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021

masrer

He who has mastered something and is a rare bread

Damm look at Sammy he is a master at design yet he is a humble human , that man is a masrer.

by Definitelyme March 3, 2021

Masturbaloop

A repeating loop on old vhs tapes of some sort usually depicting some sort of sex act..

I made a masturbaloop back in the day of natasha kinski in a. Scene from "to the devil a daughter"

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Masturbation

When ur lonely

Person one. “Damn i wish i had a partner ”
Person two. “ ur solution is masturbation

by Cohan the great... April 2, 2021

Masturbation

What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...

Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.

by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021

Masturbacandle

Using a candle to masturbate (unlit of course!) Usually works better for women than men unless you're a dude who's into assplay.

Husband: "Hon I was grabbing some of those tapered candles out of e drawer since the Flingcummers are cumming over for dinner.Im gonna use them as table dressing but one of them smells like pussy! Is that some kind of new 'scent' at Yankee Candle? Wife: "No dear that's just my Masturbacandle

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

Masturbasplaining

When you get caught masturbating trying to explain that you weren't actually masturbating.

Sound coming out of closed bedroom:"bzzzzzz....oooh ahhh red uhhhh!" Man:"Hon what's that noise?Are you masturbating again?" Woman:" No no! It's my neck massager I swear!" Man:" Sooooo.... You've got a clitoris on the back of your neck?" I think you're just Masturbasplaining

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021