Sperm Killers 

Very tight, compressing pants that deplete your seamen count.

"Dude, that guy had some major sperm killers on at H&M"

Sperm Killers by iceteaIceedout September 7, 2014

Helen Keller Alarm Clock 

When someone (usually early in the morning) lets lose a silent but deadly fart. There after the persons partner who is then sleeping soundly in the bed with them, is awoken silently by the horrendous smell and looks up only to find the offender staring blankly back at them.

I was in a deep peaceful sleep when suddenly I was jolted out of my sleep by a terrible odor. I looked up and found that my partner had just given me a Helen Keller Alarm Clock.

Helen Keller Alarm Clock by tedman 96 December 6, 2011

Brey Keller 

Ugly kid from Wainwright Alberta

No one likes him

That kid over there is such a Brey Keller

Brey Keller by JesusIronMan June 15, 2019

keller texas 

A bunch of good ole boys raising hell and fucking bitches. A city near Fort Worth that is high class mostly white. This city is known for having the hottest girls and the shittiest football team. But the kids from keller go harder then any other town. Whiskey pours and beer chases. Great place to call home.

"Hey what are you doing after the game?"

"Getting drunk as shit it's keller texas"

keller texas by Ktown1212 November 4, 2013

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! 

You bastards!

In almost every South Park episode, Kenny dies.

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! by Anonymous October 31, 2003

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.

I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

helen keller downtown bonanza by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard! 

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..

Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!

Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard! by Digooo February 12, 2005