ed sheeran

a fucking loser who can't sing for shit and whos music is almost as bad as Taylor Swift's

"Dude did you watch the ed sheeran concert last night?
"Ed sheeran? no, that dude's music is ass"

by average tayswift hater January 26, 2025

big ed effect

when a person discovers that they are lesbian after a failed relationship with a degenerate man

“ i heard tom has the big ed effect.."

by vagetarian February 19, 2022

Ed

Ed, a rather troubled individual who is unable to contain his laughter and reacts rather spontaneously to events which he pursues. Commonly used phrases, "What'd you have for dinner?", "Scav?", and more. A typical response to these Ed's is a kind and gentle "Fuck off fatty".

Hey Flynn, what'd you have for dinner? Ed moment.

by EdHater August 16, 2021

SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.

Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.

by tomiri November 25, 2012

Ched ed

Ched ed lewis jones is a ched ed and bums sheep

Omg r u Lewis jones the ched ed

by Petes123 August 28, 2023

Ed Sheeran

Super sexy ranga and everyones favourite British rap artist.

Person 1: Have you heard of Ed Sheeran?

Person 2: yes everyone has you fuckwit, he's famous?!

by masturbation addict June 17, 2021

Ed sheeran

The man hiding under Catluvr.69420’s bed

Ed Sheeran tried to drag me under my bed with him because I summoned him

by Caylee___ June 18, 2021