son of a hooker

A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.

Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou

Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!

Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!

Student: Thank you!

by vdb2725 February 19, 2011

laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

by jdddog December 5, 2011

dirt road hooker

A girl who wears scrubby clothes, and doesn't take care of herself, but manages to sleep with many guys.

Bob: "Who shows up to a party with no shoes, booty shorts, a scrubby tank top, and nappy ass hair?"

Rob: "A dirt road hooker"

Bob: "Ah, true"

by boomboombaby23 January 15, 2013

Pro bono hooker

Slut, whore

This online dating makes me feel like a pro bono hooker.

by Amishcomedian January 16, 2014

rusty pelican hook

This is the glorious act when male partner is taking his female mate from behind and at first surprises her the ring finger in the anus gladly surprise her with the same finger in her mouth and rips her cheek back so she looks back at him and for the grand finale rams her in the anus.

"Hey bro I was chilling with Brittany tonight and I was hitting it from behind doggystyle I just had to do it ,I gave her the old Rusty Pelican hook and guess what she wanted it again"

by 3gor June 25, 2016

truffle butter fish hook

The collection of a delightful musty treat (truffle butter) at the base of a mans cock, upon the index finger, shaping the finger into a fish hook shape and hooking an unexpecting slut in the corner of the mouth while ass jacking her.

The truffle butter fish hook, is the best way to keep the skank whores coming back! Hey Brian! I'll bet she didn't call you back because you didn't use the truffle butter flavored fish hook!

by Sperm o matic June 18, 2017