Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.

I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.

by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011

Mouth Google

The action of using the "ok google" feature instead of typing manually because you are a lazy ass clown.

Hey Mic C, Mouth Google toilet paper cannon.

by ShamelessGrace September 6, 2016

Fuck Google

These ballsy ass motherfuckers at google headquarters said my sonic ROM was a dangerous download, now i cant even play sonic with my dick in my hand i need naked rouge mod so bad. these mfs be trippin, bezos need to get his shit together fr, and elon musk a whole ass rat bruh onm.

fuck google nigga

by my dick hurts a lot January 15, 2023

According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

by valleymd September 23, 2012

Google Boobs

Also known as GB, google boobs are mild pornographic images acquired by turning safe-search off and typing in a simple word into google images such as "tits" or "boobs" or "lesbians". Often used by late elementary or middle schoolers.

Mother: Jimmy, what are you doing?

Jimmy: Uhh... um... homework?

Mother: Oh my god, are you looking at google boobs again?

Jimmy: I was just curious!

by bHall96 June 2, 2009

Google Girl

Someone who uses pictures off of google images to represent themselves on the internet

OMG, NO!! She's just another GOOGLE GIRL, I found her image, under emo hair. She's a fake scene girl!

by Mark ;o October 15, 2008