slappin the goat 

Jacking off, masturbating

Shit, my mom walked in while I was slappin the goat

slappin the goat by K8&Gaby March 24, 2008

grinds my goat 

A mixed metaphor with the sole purpose of annoying the older generations.

That really grinds my goat.

I think you mean 'grinds my gears'

Shut up, you old hack.

grinds my goat by buggsy87 October 7, 2015

Crazy Goat 

Strange yet amazing breed of goat which seems to live off of mountain due and is often scene commiting acts of sexyness in all its goaty glory.

"damn that crazy goat and its amazing adventures"

Crazy Goat by Cold Reaper November 28, 2003

The goat 

The meaning greatest of all time !!

Saleen is the goat

The goat by Handeeeeeman//////// October 27, 2017

nanny goat

A person who acts elderly and likes to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Amanda is always acting like a nanny goat never wants to go out and have fun anymore

nanny goat by Sunny1218 March 8, 2013

Blow a Goat 

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

Blow a Goat by Akedos November 7, 2008

the goat 

- The act of a man tucking his wang and sack between his legs and bending over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a goat.
- Sometimes used in the Fag Game or the Nut Game.

Tim is well endowed, he was able to pull off the goat!

the goat by CrazyBastard December 28, 2005